MOMMY POEM

Every year at preschool for Mother's Day, I ask the kids questions about their mom and write down what they say. We give each mom their poem for a gift and they all laugh at the answers. We get some crazy, some true, some very adorable answers. Austin was reading them tonight and found a blank one and decided to fill it out. Here is his poem. The italicized words are the answers:

My mother's name is Deborah. She is 20 feet tall and weighs 150 pounds. She likes to cook bacon for me. Her favorite restaurant is PF Changs and her favorite food is french fries with extra salt. Her favorite color is blue. She likes to play when I ask random questions with me. Her favorite thing to do is watch HGTV. She does not like to have a birthday (her days are numbered). She likes when I leave her alone (that's not possible), but she does not like it when I call her Debby. I love my mommy because she lets me see PG13 movies.
Love, Austin

Here is Hampton's poem:

My mother's name is Deborah. She is 5 feet tall and weighs 1,000,000 pounds. She likes to cook sloppy joes for me. Her favorite restaurant is Demo's and her favorite food is chicken. Her favorite color is blue. She likes to play games with me. Her favorite thing to do is love your child. She does not like to mow. She likes it when I say I love you, but she does not like it when I talk about farting. I love my mommy because she is the best you could ever have in 1,000,000,000,000,000 years!!!!!
Love, Hampton

Like I said some crazy, some true and some very adorable answers.